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NAJJAR | 2024

Bring America Together This April Fools' Day

VOTE NAJJAR FOR PRESIDENT

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**CONFIDENTIAL: INTERNAL DISTRIBUTION ONLY**

From the Desk of Dennis M. Najjar | 2024

Today I announce my candidacy for president of the United States. I have been both wealthy and blessed in this country, but my wealth is not wealth of money, rather a wealth of knowledge of people.

Of the people I've helped over all these years, the small businesses, the employees, the families of our great company. And while I look inward and outward around our AccountingDepartment.com ecosystem and enjoy these successes, I'm really saddened at this point to see where our country is. Therefore, I am going to run on my platform “Bring America Together”.

Because right now, the country is divided.

Either you're far right or you're far left, no one seems to be able to get in the middle. But everybody that I speak to feels there should be some level of compromise.

We’ve pioneered compromise at AccountingDepartment.com, successfully bringing together employees from all walks of life and all corners of our great country.

I’ll be expanding on many of my campaign positions in my formal announcement on April 1, 2023.

Meet My Team:

While I have not yet decided upon my candidates that I would like to be my vice president, I have identified a few individuals that I would like to have on my staff as my cabinet members.

First and foremost is my Secretary of State. The only person I would ever want to put in that position is my partner, Bill Gerber. The guy can negotiate with anything.

He could get any of these crazy Iranians or North Koreans, maybe not the Chinese but he would certainly try to the negotiating table, and he'd break them down and he'd win them.

As Secretary of Health and Human Resources, there's no other caring person that I know than Lisa Archetti. She's a great HR person, and she would make a fabulous secretary of HR.

For my Attorney General, I will nominate Nancy Gordon because she's middle of the road, collects all the information before acting, and then renders an opinion and creates a thoughtful action plan.

And then for my Chief of Staff, I choose Abby Jones. Abby has just clicked with me. She knows everything. She knows where we're going. She understands the mission. And she'd be a great second set of eyes to helping the administration.

Next, Amy Harold as Secretary of Defense. Amy’s ability to keep matters of safety and national security in the forefront has been well honed from years of monitoring and developing incoming staff to our team.

Finally, Andrea Boccard will begin as my Campaign Manager during my run for Presidency and then transition to Press Secretary, acting as the voice for our office.

You may be asking, “where do I fit in?”

Well, that is an excellent question and one I have a clear answer for.

I’ll need assistance in setting up campaign offices across our country. By establishing all of these local offices, we’ll create a nationwide presence from which to launch our campaign. What I'm looking for are volunteers who wish to join me in this mission—and would like to lead a state locale. We’ll need multiple people in a state because they're mostly big states, so the more the merrier.

Well of course, you may have realized that if I should win, I’d be draining many personnel resources from the company. In addition, it’s very expensive to launch a campaign. Finally, today I announce that we have accepted an offer for the sale of AccountingDepartment.com.

You may know that we’ve been approached by various VC and PE companies many, many times over the years to sell ADC. Well, given the growth and success of our 20-year operation, I'm expecting to get $100,000,000 for the sale of the company. This will give the campaign a very big competitive advantage in this quest to become the next president of the United States—and it is in part due to your contributions and support in growing this great company.

So I want to thank you for all of your efforts over all these years. It is not over—our mission continues. It now just continues at a much higher level.

Please keep this memorandum highly confidential until the public release on April 1, 2023.

DENNIS M. NAJJAR | 2024

BRING AMERICA TOGETHER